I'd like to invite all of you
on this side of the pond
to come to see me read
at the microbeat competition
in sage cafe
tonight at 9
and no, this is not a romantic advance:
ever since reuben taught me to toe the line
I've been practicing pushing borders.
and yeah, sure I'd be happy for some company
but that machine has been eating my quarters
I'm always happy with 'just friends'
but most girls have a list that's shorter
and I tried to get a match made in heaven
but I'm guessing the guy up there lost my order.